Cute and Funny Sayings



A collection of cute and funny sayings guaranteed to make you smile, you can learn and laugh at the same time.  These cute and funny sayings have been collected from a wide variety of sources. Browse through the list as you enjoy a few laughs, paste them onto Facebook or Pin your favourites. You will refer back to this list of classics time and time again.


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A woman is like a tea bag. You never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

-Uknown


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My husband thinks I'm crazy...But I'm not the one who married me!

-Uknown


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Just so you know I renewed my backseat-driver's license!

-Uknown


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I used to eat a lot of natural foods, until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

-Uknown


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Never wake s leeping woman...cause then she'll be awake.

-Uknown


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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

-Uknown


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If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you in the beginning.

-yourEcards


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Life always offer you a second chance...it's called tomorrow.

-Uknown


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It's better to be late than to arrive ugly.

-Uknown


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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

-WC Fields


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I've got to stop saying," How stupid can you be?" Too many people are taking it as a challenge.

-Uknown


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The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.

-Uknown


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When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the lights.

-Uknown


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Heck. yes I'm SHORT. God only let's things grow until they are perfect. Some of us didn't take as long as others.

-Uknown


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People who say they sleep like a baby, usually don't have one.

-Leo Burke


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A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius.

-Uknown


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My mind says I'm in my twenties....but my body says, "Yeah, you wish."

-Uknown


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Some people aren't just missing the odd screw. The whole freakin' TOOLBOX is gone.

-Uknown


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