Funny Quotes About Life



A collection of funny quotes about life. Material has been collected from different sources by Debbie Langley to remind you about the special gift of life. The selection often brings laughs, is sometimes heart warming but is always thought provoking. Enjoy browsing through our funny quotes about life below.



A life is like a tree- if you don’t make it straight when its young and green, you will never do it when it’s old and dry.

-Unknown


I wish my book of life was written in pencil … There are a few pages I would like to erase.


-Unknown


If we were meant to know how to live life, it would’ve come with instructions.

-Unknown


If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.


- Lewis Carroll


If you want what you've never had,
you have to do what you've never done.


-Unknown


In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away

-Unknown


In life, there are 4 things you can't get back...
The stone....after the throw.
The word....after it's said.
The action....after it's done.
And, the time....after it has passed.
So be careful of what you throw, of what you speak, of what you do, and of what you let pass by...

-Unknown


In the morning of life, work; in the mid day give council; in the evening, pray.

– German Proverb


In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."


-Robert Frost


It doesn’t matter much where you live. It only matters how well you live when you are there.

-Unknown


It doesn't matter where you go in life, what you do or how much you have... it's who you have beside you.


-Unknown


It's better to fail in doing something,than to excel in doing nothing.


-Unknown


Just because it's not what you were expecting, doesn't mean it's not everything you've been waiting for...

-Unknown


Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.

-Unknown


Life doesn't always give second chances, take the first one.

-Unknown


Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.


- Danny Kaye


Life is a journey, it’s not where you end up but its how you got there.

-Unknown


Life is a journey, travel it well.

-Unknown


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